It's a Dog's Life

I think it's time we canines got together and filed a class action suit. Every time I turn around, and that's quite often, we're being blamed for eating someone's homework, eating each other, lying, we get blamed for passing gas, etc. I think it's high time we put a stop to these egregious offenses. Henceforth and forthwith, I Kramer, (and I have a bone to pick with my "owner" over that name these days) hereby demand that all of you whose use these offensive phrases, cease and desist from defaming us heinous corpulence, ipso fatso.