Dog Shows are Demeaning and Dogmatic

They are every bit as asinine and irrelevant as Beauty Contests. Blue eyes? Fuhgedaboutit. The contestants strut around as if theirs' don't stink, but we know better. Hiney sniffing, leg humping, any of the things we REAL dogs like to do would get you kicked out of one of those meat markets. And they all just sit there and give that glazed look as if to say "all I want for Christmas is a new Iams formula and world peace". And that former Host Bob Barker? He had a nice name, but he lost me with that speech about having your pet spayed or neutered. Have you ever tried to make it with a dame after she's been spayed? You humans, I hope the answer is no, but they have computers in some pretty remote places now.