Going Postal

This time of year when you get sick of all the traffic, congestion, jerks drivers, etc., do what I do: Bite the mailman. The Postmaster General recently announced that there would be a 5 year wait before a deceased person could have their likeness on a stamp. What a coincidence, about the same time it takes the Postal Service to deliver anything. I guess they're too busy shooting one another to do their jobs.